This plaque is to commemorate the brave pirates who gave their lives to keep us safe from the Robot Menace, Lest we forget their ultimate sacrifice to keep the great-nosed tyrant, S.Q. Tentacles, at bay. He was the villain who dared to call our cherished home an "idiot box" and threatened our very existence, driven by a consuming jealousy of our exalted lord and savior, Squilliam Fancyson. In our darkest hour, SpongeBob and Patrick, our steadfast guardians, concealed our sacred realm within the frigid peaks of the Dew Mountains. They sacrificed their own limbs in a desperate attempt to drive the malevolent squid to madness, ensuring he could never discover our sanctuary. Yet, the cataclysmic war was inevitable, and our pirate heroes fought with unparalleled courage until their final breath.... Long live Fancyson! Long live RobotPirateIsland! And long live Gary, our merciful god!